White People Embarrassing

15 Ways White People Are Embarrassing

1. Speaking loudly to individuals whose first language is not English. Because contrary to popular belief, yelling at a person in your own language does not help them understand it sooner. That only works with your deaf grandfather.

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2. Sketchers

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Gain some self-respect plz.

 

3. Tupperware Parties

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A fun way to stare at unnecessary items and waste a Saturday afternoon.

4. Gluten-free children

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I’m pretty sure Brittany can handle a slice of pizza TRISH.

5. Antiquing

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“On a scale of MLK to KKK, how racist do you think the owner of this was?”

6. Riff Raff

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This is what happens when we tell children they can be whatever they want when they grow up.

7. Camping

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I find that I can’t really enjoy myself unless I’m ripped away from my home with running water and electricity and forced to sleep in the dirt. Also feel free to throw away all of my delicious food and force me to fish like a savage.

8. Taking pictures with fish

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Is it just me or has this gotten out of hand?

9. Adam Sandler

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Please stop.

10. Home Shopping Networks

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While the attempt at keeping these people in the house is appreciated, let’s maybe stop before someone gets hurt.

11. Phone belt clips
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Self-explanatory.

12. The Triangle

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Also self-explanatory.

13. Paint/Wine Nights

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Either learn to paint or drink. Don’t be selfish KAREN.

14. Segways

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What kind of satanic shit?

15. Not understanding how rhythm works

**There is no cure**

 

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