Kanye is at it again guys. You might recall him shouting to the world that he plans to run for president in 2020. You might also recall that he took what felt like a decade to decide on a final album title. Or perhaps you remember a week ago when a track from the aforementioned album sparked controversy over Twitter for mentioning Taylor Swift in a negative way. Just in case you missed it, those ever so poetic lyrics read:
“I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. Why? I made that bitch famous”.
Oh, what charm and wit.
Over the weekend West took to twitter to ask for a helping hand in prayer (what? he knows
how to be humble?)
I write this to you my brothers while still 53 million dollars in personal debt… Please pray we overcome… This is my true heart…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 14, 2016
Oh, wait. Nevermind.
You mean to tell me walking around and telling everyone how amazing you think you are doesn’t pay the bills? That’s strange. What kind of world are we living in? I thought aimlessly wandering around VMA stages and the twitter-sphere like a giant baby who just discovered his own hands helped you keep it movin’? Blasphemy!
This tweet might be one the best things to ever happen to us. Not only do we have internal gratitude, but fellow twitter users are there to remind him that he’s essentially a garbage person. Below are some of my personal favorites (you’re welcome):
So logically in his go-to nonsensical and narcissistic spirit he later tweeted: “This is all all is fun all in good feelings. We will all be gone in 100 years from now but what did we do to help while we were here!!!” What the F did we just read and what does that have to do with anything? I definitely learned something from all of this: grammar is just a suggestion.
Kanye also just released his Yeezy Season 3 fashion line. Let’s just all take a minute to
ponder these photographs. Really get in there.
Whatcha think? Hot right? It’s like a post-apocalyptic desert kicked us in the throat. There is actual self-evaluation happening on this stage. Congratulations to Yeezy for creating an entire clothing line of all of the crayon colors no one ever wanted to use. Jesus walks alright… all over my retinas.