Reasons To Never Trust The Children

You may be wondering why this article is about children and/or more specifically why we shouldn’t trust them. You may also be wondering what kind of person I am to come up with such a topic. “Oh, but Christine…children are so adorable and so much fun!” Yeah, I hear you. They can be adorable. But just keep in mind…Hitler was once a child too.

You can never have wine again.

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They can be just pure evil.

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Having a good day? Not anymore you’re not.

Toilet

Card

Mess

 

Oh, btw: If you ever start feeling safe. Stop.

Valerie

Exchange

 

Well, at least they can be reasonable. Oh, wait. No they can’t.

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Carpet

Door

 

These.

Places

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How do bathrooms work?

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They do not give a damn about sleep.

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Their weapon of choice: Throw up.

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Whatever is happening here:

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Corn

 

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