You may be wondering why this article is about children and/or more specifically why we shouldn’t trust them. You may also be wondering what kind of person I am to come up with such a topic. “Oh, but Christine…children are so adorable and so much fun!” Yeah, I hear you. They can be adorable. But just keep in mind…Hitler was once a child too.
You can never have wine again.
They can be just pure evil.
Having a good day? Not anymore you’re not.
Oh, btw: If you ever start feeling safe. Stop.
Well, at least they can be reasonable. Oh, wait. No they can’t.
How do bathrooms work?
They do not give a damn about sleep.
Their weapon of choice: Throw up.
Whatever is happening here: