Kirk Cameron Says “Wives Should Follow Their Husband’s Leads”

Kirk Cameron, beloved 80s sitcom star and intellectual parakeet, has once again perched himself on the tree of Evangelical Christianity to cherp derp his beliefs. This time Kirk has focused on marriage and what he thinks maintains a strong bond between husbands and wives.

In a recent interview with The Christian Post, Cameron encouraged spouses to focus on their own responsibilities in their marriage and worry less about what their spouse could be doing to improve their relationship. “A lot of people don’t know that marriage comes with instructions,” said Kirk berp derp. “And, we find them right there in God’s word”.

(Don’t worry if your husband is gambling excessively or if your wife is drinking all of the wine from the blood of Christ cabinet at church. This is God’s plan.)

Cameron continued to say, “Wives are to honor and respect and follow their husband’s lead, not to tell their husband how he ought to be a better husband”.

You hear that, ladies? Who needs an education, friendships, hobbies, or goals? Let Jesus take the wheel…on the car that your husband lead you to.

(CAUTION: Don’t Windex them windows too well now, or the ‘keet might fly into ’em by mistake.)

P.S. I’m not married, but I can tell you if I followed my boyfriend’s lead I’d be wearing a violent amount sweatpants, consuming lukewarm Hotpockets, and playing some sort of game involving a headset on a regular basis. Unless you’re prepared for more and more women to fall into this kind of reckless behavior, Mr. Flerp Derp, then might I kindly suggest in Jesus’ name, shut the fuck up.